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PRIVACY NOTICE
Because your private data is — literally — none of our business.
So, unlike the BOMS [Rose-speak for Boring Old Man Sites]…
1. We don’t ask for your real name, phone number, photo, credit card, address or country .
2. We don’t track you — and that’s also true for the KISSER button! It’s only designed to let people kiss you everywhere!
3. We don’t know your IP address, age or menstrual cycle.
4. We don’t sell your data (also because we haven’t got it).
5. We’re not using your kisses, likes, interests and follows to profile you (because ew).
6. UrMask is funded by memberships, merchandice, etc. — contrary to websites like Facebook and Twitter where you pay with your phone number, IP address and other intimate information that may then be shared with unnamed third parties. We also don’t know anything about you when you support UrMask (unless you specifically choose to tell us) — no matter if you support the platform using our paid memberships, merchandise or in any other way.
7. We can’t use your camera.
8. We can’t use your microphone.
9. Unlike on some BOMS, VPN users are not prevented from uploading Avatars and Header images.
10. You can register using any temporary email address.
11. We’re terribly sorry, but we also can’t offer you all those gazillion cookies you are served on Twitter, Facebook and the other BOMS. By using UrMask, you accept that we’re only using cookies that are absolutely necessary to run the site (like remembering your password so you don’t have to).
Why is all this so important for your life?
Because if your phone number and other personal data are leaked, you may lose everything you own.
Including your reputation: In 2019, Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey’s account, for instance, posted a lot of racial slurs and anti-semitic messages.
Because “the phone number associated with the account was compromised.”
The same year, Facebook leaked half a billion phone numbers, full names, locations and birth days.
Next year, Jack Dorsey had to apologize again for the latest hack of his website. This time, Joe Biden, Barack Obama, Elon Musk, Bill Gates were among his victims:
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“If all these nice super nice and wildly intelligent billionaires who I also think have very long educations and know all kind of things and very difficult words had all these years to protect their phones and they can’t do it, what are we going to do? I mean, is there any way not to KNOW all this? Or is there some kind of law that says we have to know everybody’s secrets, and such?”
We looked into this, but we couldn’t find any such law — so we decided not to spy on people at all (though it does make us feel very unprofessional).
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URMASK