I'll Send All Some of My Loving to You

After months and months of #SafeAtHome, some guys are definitely into monogamy.

But I sure haven’t met them. 

Trad couples, on the other hand, split like never before. At least in my neck of the woods. No one pops out babies, either.

And if you’re in Scandinavia or any other civilized zip code, people with vaginas don’t have to whore around for food anymore. 

So, no need to get married in the first place (except for the dress, obvs).

But now that the sane part of the population — at least in the West — got their shots, the fun is definitely back, with morning-after pills and condom sales going through the roof. 

So, what’s your favorite poly size? 

And perhaps more importantly: 

WHEN DO WE GET THE MOVIE? 

No, I did NOT mean Netflix trash! 
 
MOVIE! 

As in directors. Screenwriters. Cinematographers. 

Like, Casablanca and Sound of Music meet Jules et Jim.

You listening, Hollywood? 

Because the greatest story never told unfolds right here in front of you! 

In the future, they’ll think of us as Guinevere and Lancelot — except there were three of us
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Make that four
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What’s so bad about a quintet?
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We’re Camelot
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